I think I need to have a joint then work on writing a decent post here. I would like to write about Christmas, but I don't really know anything about it. I only vaguely even know why Jesus being born is a big deal. Well, scratch that. What I don't know is why people insist that the BIRTH of person is worthy of a celebration. It seems like accomplishment should be celebrated. Birth is only an accomplishment. So maybe Christmas should be a celebration of a virgin giving birth in a barn with of a horde of useless men and saints and shi surrounding her. THAT'S a christmas miracle.

Let me go get that joint... I was talking to Aaron about this. It seems we smoke too much. I don't doubt it.

I want it to be that every time I want to go one facebook I accidentally get redirected here. Nothing interesting has happened since Lindsay and I had a disussion about Apocalypse now and T.S. Eliot (what?!).

Dear America, does it make you cringe to know that every state law overrides and undermines your precious fucking constitution? Because, right now, you might as well not even have one. It's like a debating point or something, but you would have to go to the Supreme Court to have it count towards anything.

I found out the other day that part of the New Order involved rights of the consumer as a seperate entity from the citizen. I never considered this but theoretically you could have people that contribute nothing to society beside money. And with such a huge population it's inconceivable that everyone actually has something useful to do with their life besides buy shit. Oh wait, that might have already happened. I have such outmoded ideas about society (Socialism! ahahahahahhaha) that I'm constantly being outraged about the possibility of things happening that have already happened. Bright side? I never get bored of politics.

I voted the other day for the guy who wrote Affluenza, if you can find it I suggest you read it. By Dr. Clive Hamilton.

Anyway, the results aren't back yet but my sources (Crickey!) (that's a news source here (yeah it sounds bad, but it's damn good journalism)) suggest preferential voting might tip it in favour of the Greens. Do you have preferential voting in America? The system of "democracy" America subscribes to seems to suggest if the party you vote for doesn't get elected yoiu are a LOSER and have to suffer with a perty you (and most other people) hate. I think America has an alternate ssytem where you also get to vote in the "primaries"(?) on the person in the party you DON'T support but you would hate to see running the show the LEAST. What the fuck kind of democracy is that?

When I'm president I'm to shake all that shit up. And I want to be. I just gotta get me into Harvard...

One step at a time (cackling)...