Morning Inglory

Strangely enough after weeks and months of having absolutely no control over my life, everything seems to be working out. Without me having some anything at all (to my knowledge). I'm wondering if my entire life couldn't be improved by me ceasing to live it. The idea has tempted me before. I could hire substitutes to fill various roles for me. Or exclusively work at things I know someone else is doing.

Actually this is probably how most important things seems to get done. Neglect and arm-chair philosophizing.

But much more importantly than that I've discovered I am actually a morning person. A morning person with a crippling addiction to sleep. This past week has seen me up before six almost every day, and it appears as though it's good for me. But without proper monitoring I do end up sleeping for eleven to twelve hours most nights.

So this morning I'm sleeping in because I'm working through the night on this job. I actually woke up at six this morning naturally, but went back to sleep. I like sleep. But is also means that eventually I'm going to have to go back to sleep temporarily during the day just to make sure I can work 'til six tomorrow. These all sound like petty grievances, I know, but the fun part is: All Day Breakfast. I've figured it out. This way I can trick myself into being alert tonight, by pretended my morning just went on for an extra eleven hours. I won't suspect a thing.

Anyway, part of this routine involved making pancakes and listening to the radio. In the process I've discovered I have an as-yet unheard of political leaning. Never Letting Barnaby Joyce Comment on Political Affairs. I'm hoping it'll catch on. Let me explain. In Australian politic most party affiliated members for local seat in the house of commons will vote in Parliament with their party. It isn't mandatory but it's expected. Independant MPs are rare and this means that in a situation where it's easily determined which party will vote which way it's up to the independent members to swing the vote. Especially when Labour has the majority. The vote in quesiton was into an inquiry into the Church of Scientology brought about by Nick Xenophon. Who is also a bit of a douche-bag. Barnaby Joyce was asked to make a comment before he voted. He blathered something about space-ships and Tom Cruise jumping on a couch. WHO ARE THEE ASSHOLES?!

So at least I've kept my sense of morning outrage going throughout the day.